Me, Myself, and I

So like I said earlier today on Twitter and Facebook, I think I should write blogs based on the somewhat hilarious conversations in my head. So here is a sample, not the most brilliant but it's a reality, lol.

Me: I'm so happy!

Myself: Let's analyze why!

I: But happiness is fleeting *whine*

Myself: Stop whining fool! Let's see, is there a logical reason for your happiness, Me?

Me: I think so, B is pretty cool. And not only is there the entire B thing, but also school.

Myself: Logic dictates that these are not chemically based emotions.

Me: Yes, and I'm not showing any of the normal "maniac" signs, like over or under eating or staying up late.

Myself: Nor signs of a chemical depression, such as the eating thing and over sleeping.

I: But what about... *sniffle*

Me & Myself: Shut up!

Me: Yes, I've noticed this as well.

I: The other shoe will drop, you'll see!

Myself: "The other shoe" is only a metaphor for your predisposition towards pessimism and melancholy, they didn't say they called you "Joy because she brings Misery" without reason hun.

I: Be nice! Misery was a friends nickname!

Myself: And what you projected walking amongst people in high school.

I: You don't love me!

Myself: What in the world are you talking about?

Me: Guys please, I'm trying to concentrate.

I: It's always you, you, you. What about me?

Myself: Oh brother here we go again!

I: What does that mean? It's always about her! I need attention.

Myself: You need a lobotomy!

I: Well you need a haircut, your hair is stupid!

Myself: Your hair is stupid.

Me: We have the same hair you idiots.

Myself: This is correct. I allowed I's illogical tactics to taint my judgement.

Me: For my sake, please stop!

Myself: Go whine somewhere else. Whining fixes nothing, just like your tendency towards violence solves nothing.

Me: Yes I, violence is what solves nothing. You guys really though, I'm happy.

Myself: I you are really getting on my nerves, stop sniveling over there.

I: Sniveling my foot. Life is nothing but death and gloom and doom.

Yeah, ok that wasn't as funny as I would think it would be.... I really need to take notes better of these debates. I'll try again when I have a better debate going on up there